there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne


my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’


you were born to impress no one but yourself

(Source: onlinegf)

Sometimes someone says something really small and it just fits into this empty place in your heart.
― Angela in My So-Called Life  (via perfectionistsociety)

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Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me


if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

(Source: ewstarlord)